Petition for all cars to run underglow for the Vegas race next year 🔥 pic.twitter.com/ZStv8hGkwJ
— ESPN F1 (@ESPNF1) November 6, 2022
Everything happening on Twitter now is a lot easier to understand if you‘ve ever had a younger sibling that invented a game and added a new rule every time they started losing.
— Andrew Nadeau (@TheAndrewNadeau) November 7, 2022
this shows how much of a class act Clive Myrie is. https://t.co/b6pkABDy6w
— Scott Bryan (@scottygb) November 8, 2022
Don’t get too excited; Sunak will probably offer him the job again next week. https://t.co/CWos4Xq3NG
— Larry the Cat (@Number10cat) November 8, 2022
Paul and Prue sitting on the side narrating about the bakers is the Bake Off equivalent of the old men in the theatre on The Muppets.#GBBO
— innocent drinks (@innocent) November 8, 2022
as a Canadian, this is how it feels watching American elections these days pic.twitter.com/AzVboCrRuo
— Pat Dubois (@patdubois) November 8, 2022
France is not fucking around
— Philip Oldfield (@SustainableTall) November 9, 2022
New legislation demands all *existing* carparks with 80 or more spaces must install a solar roof (in 3-5 years)
This could generate up to 11 gigawatts, which is the equivalent of 10 nuclear reactorshttps://t.co/J1yrYFQxFU
70 years of training sessions paying off for Charles here – He. Does. Not. Flinch pic.twitter.com/uGXw2bZRxb
— Henry Mance (@henrymance) November 9, 2022
Well, Seann did not see that coming 😅 #ImACeleb@SeannWalsh @MattHancock pic.twitter.com/2h84VL9l66
— I'm A Celebrity… (@imacelebrity) November 9, 2022
For all its problems… Twitter was made for nights like this. Matt Hancock enters the jungle 🤯😂#ImACeleb
— Dan Walker (@mrdanwalker) November 9, 2022
“I can imagine this hasn’t gone down well” – Charlene White making the understatement of the year there. #ImACeleb
— Liam O'Dell (Account Inactive) (@LiamODellUK) November 9, 2022
Never mind #ImACeleb and trying to win meals for a jungle camp, Matt Hancock should be in the UK, in his office, and delivering for constituents wondering where their next meal will come from.
— Liberal Democrats (@LibDems) November 9, 2022
You’re not a celebrity. You’re an MP with a job to do. pic.twitter.com/66IZQgUNQa
The 'Official' badge that launched today has now been deleted.
— Danny Wallace (@dannywallace) November 9, 2022
Twitter now feels like watching a rich kid moving stickers around on his bedroom door because his parents can't stop him.
Did he… forget that he's Prime Minister? #PMQs pic.twitter.com/0XFxsbJbCR
— Adam Bienkov (@AdamBienkov) November 9, 2022
matt hancock reading his letter from home on im a celebrity pic.twitter.com/kmjSE2MT8E
— alistair green (@mralistairgreen) November 2, 2022
I feel for you if you also suffer from this 'failure to comprehend BST to GMT' issue. pic.twitter.com/rMuEaoI9l9
— Andrew Cotter (@MrAndrewCotter) October 30, 2022
Anyway I hope Twitter continues because my god, despite the bleakness of the timeline sometimes, I’ve loved every moment.
— Scott Bryan (@scottygb) November 11, 2022
The community (yes, including you) is the best thing about it. There’s nowhere else quite like it.
— animals going goblin mode (@mischiefanimals) November 10, 2022
Dear @MattHancock, repeat after me.
— Tom Brown (@tom_brown68) November 11, 2022
“Falling in love” with someone else is NEVER an excuse for adultery.
How dare you.
What an utter betrayal of your wedding vows, and a truly awful model to others. #ImACelebrityGetMeOutOfHere
Nothing quite sums up HAAS’ season as perfectly as having P1 and P20 in qualifying
— Dan – EngineMode11 (@EngineMode11) November 11, 2022
Just been made aware of Sara Cox’s All Saints x Jeremy Vine mashup and it’s glorious 😂 pic.twitter.com/8lwPUJaoow
— Alex Watson (@imalexwatson) November 12, 2022
Nice touch on Norwegian trains: a special seat and huge window to watch the mountains and lakes go by. pic.twitter.com/jnHKHExpxB
— Dara Ó Briain (@daraobriain) November 12, 2022
Two types of people:
— VeryBritishProblems (@SoVeryBritish) November 12, 2022
1. Those who pop the two paracetamol that are next to each other and next to the empty spaces left by the last two
2. Those who just pop two at random and mess up the whole sequence WHAT is wrong with you?!
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